Oh, beacon of light, the best of all nations,
With golden arches and TV sensations.
We’re number one, at least we decree,
Except in math, healthcare, and literacy.
Our history’s flawless, no shadows in sight,
Just tales of freedom and manifest right.
The melting pot bubbles, all cultures embraced,
Unless they’re too foreign or slightly misplaced.
Our healthcare’s a marvel, a system supreme,
Where bankruptcies flourish in the American Dream.
Got a cold or a cough? Don't you fret,
Just sell your car and cover the debt.
Our leaders are noble, our systems pristine,
With lobbies and PACs that keep it all clean.
Democracy’s sacred, elections are fair—
If you can ignore the gerrymandered flair.
Our food’s an art form, our diet unique,
Corn syrup coursing through every physique.
Fast food nirvana, obesity’s cheer,
But hey, we’re exceptional—pass me a beer!
Yes, the world envies our unchecked ambition,
Our wars for oil, our noble mission.
To spread our way, the American plight,
With drones and sanctions, we bring the light.
So hail to the stars, the stripes so grand,
The freest, bestest, most glorious land.
But if you question, just leave, take a flight,
Because we’re exceptional, and we’re always right.
(Author unknown)
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